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Thread #59418   Message #2897767
Posted By: Rapparee
30-Apr-10 - 10:36 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
35353. All I wanted out of life. Just that one palindrome. And Amos took it.

I would go fling myself from the bridge and into the river except I might sprain a ankle or something....

Well, I shall enjoy knowing that Amos will be forever writhing in the mental torment of his own making, knowing that he took the only thing I really wanted, that I really cared about. The worms of grievous torture will eat their holes though his mind, inflicting upon him thousands of times, nay, millions and quadrillions of times, more anguish than his blatant theft of my beloved palindrome will ever cause me. And when he is old and gray he will pray for relief and it will not come and then, despised by all and lying desolate in the gutter, sobbing he will make his exit, repenting all the while that he took my beloved 35353. Later, from his unmarked pauper's burial site, even then, his moaning and lamentations shall be heard and his place of last repose will instead of a place of rest become a carnival attraction.