The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #129185 Message #2897935
Posted By: Bobert
01-May-10 - 07:12 AM
Thread Name: BS: Why do cats hate each other so much?
Subject: RE: BS: Why do cats hate each other so much?
It ain't excatly hate, LH... Ya' see, cats is crazy... They have no idea why either... Ya' neuter tham 'cause the that's sposed to make them less carzy and less able to make more crazy cats and that just makes 'um crazy... They play with imaginary things... They crazy... They paw at the water we give 'um to see if we are trying to poison 'um... They crazy... They beat the crud outta each other one minutes and then the next they are sound asleep next to one another like they was the best of firneds... They crazy... They see a car that they have seen a hundred times so you'd think that they know it is a, ahhhhhhh, friggin' car but no... They gotta run from it... They is crazy... Then when they is in the house they is all lovey dovey and want you to pet 'um and play with them but if yer outside and you try to pet 'um they run from ya'??? Ya see, LH, these is some crazy critters, fir ya' and...
...that's why we loves 'um... Heck, they make the crazy people we hang with seem normal???