Ampersand: the grit inevitably found in picnic sandwiches.
Macrame: String often served with cheese sauce
Harmburger: junk food
Beliefburger: junk religion. See Jeezburger
Baguette: a member of West Bromwich Albion Ladies' Team
Futurami: Pickled beef of the 30th century
Laphroaig: the noise a Scotsman makes when clearing his throat.
Peppercorn: to shoot oneself in the foot with a machine gun
Choirizo: a singing group of sausages
Gruel: ungind