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Thread #19694   Message #2898783
Posted By: GUEST,Spike
02-May-10 - 06:50 PM
Thread Name: Lyr Req: Are You Lonesome Tonight (parody)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Are You Lonesome Tonight (parody)
Wellllllllllll, here are the lyrics I know, as taught tome by my adored ane missed uncle Pete Brennan (as he was known stage wise, Hornsby to those who were close) who owned the Lady la Gross in Beverly a few years ago, and was responsible for me starting in "the biz" at age 16, 34 years ago !!!
Thanks unc, God bless - Spike.

Are you lonesome tonight
Is your brassier to tight
Are you sorry they've drifted apart.
Does your little string vest
Wriggle up to your chest,
If it does, can you tear them apart.
Are your stockings all wrinkled,
your shoes wearing thin,
Are your knickers held up,
With a bloody great pin.
Have you found a new lover,
Does he give you "the other"
if he does,
I'll be lonely tonight.

Well, it WAS the 70's !!!!

Spike