It was Daniel in the Lion's den where he slew the lion, "shit" said the king and 40 thousand arseholes flashed in the noonday sun and shit flew at random, but random being a clever fucker, ducked, and the lot fell upon the queen, "Fuck me" said the queen and 20 thousand me and 4 mad dogs died in the rush, and the laugh was on the queen, and so was Daniel. "Let there be light" said Daniel, and you could see for fucking miles. Then Daniel went out of the land of Mesopotamia and he came upon the woman with whom he had lain and she said "Daniel, I am heavy with child, what steps are you going to take?" "Fucking great ones" said Daniel, and you couldn't see him for dust