Last month at the BBC club, one member, Vic, asked me to join him & do alternate verses (Quick scribbling at bar to ensure I could remember at least as many verses as Vic would use).
It occured to me that the format (as with "The Quartermaster's Stores") allows for many 'personal' verses to be added.

e.g.

El Greco, (George Papavgeris)
Pays no heed to goddess Eris
Her temptation he's ignored
'Cos she's goddess of disc(h)ord ...
Did you ever see ...

I trust George won't object to this, I did, at least, include one of the pantheon of Greek gods!