I'm not too sure who has snuck into our little community hare with whatever it is that has infected so amny people's thinkin' but, John, we're goin' to have to repectfully, mind you, to pee in this little plastic cup...

I mean, I have enough difficulty thinkin' at all and now ya say that I oughtta spray some hormones up my nose so that I can think like a womenz???

That, mah friend, ain't gonna happen... I see the way they are, and God knows I oves each and every one of them but...

...womenz have major wiring problems... You remember the '57 Ford Sunliner with the hardtop that electriclly went into the truck to turn it into a convertibale... Well, the schematic on the wiring for the top looks like a road map of the United States... Now ya compare that to the wirin' in yer average womanz and quess what??? That Ford schematic ain't squat???

That's what I mean... They is nuts... No offense to no Mudwomenz 'cause I loves ya' all... But ya'll is friggin looney-tunes... Hey, that ain't meant to be insultin' or disssin' or bad... It's just facts as I see 'um...

No, John... Here's a better idea... A new 'n improved nasal spray that gives the womans the peace of mind to think like men!!! Then they gonna pick up the tools and hoses when they are done... They will also understand the pure joy of men stuff, you know, like peein' outside, watching cars go round and round, scratchin', belchin' and paiting falmes on ther side of yer Craftsman lawn mower... You, know, all the important stuff...

B~