Aaaggghhhhh! You're all wrong- this is how it really goes - (sorry, don't know why, but it's bugging me that nobody remembers it the way I do from my childhood)

Hagalena Magalena Oopasida Walkadida Hoco Poco Loco, was her name!
She had two hairs on her head, one was alive and the other was dead!

Hagalena Magalena Oopasida Walkadida Hoco Poco Loco, was her name!
She had two eyes in her head, one was purple and the other was red!

Hagalena Magalena Oopasida Walkadida Hoco Poco Loco, was her name!
She had two ears in her head, one was gold and the other was lead!

Hagalena Magalena Oopasida Walkadida Hoco Poco Loco, was her name!
She had two nostrils in her nose, one was open and the other was closed!

Hagalena Magalena Oopasida Walkadida Hoco Poco Loco, was her name!
She had a neck like a ten foot pole, right in the middle was a big black mole!

Hagalena Magalena Oopasida Walkadida Hoco Poco Loco, was her name!
She had two arms by her side, one was skinny and the other was wide!

Hagalena Magalena Oopasida Walkadida Hoco Poco Loco, was her name!
She had five fingers on each hand, all held together by a rubber band!

Hagalena Magalena Oopasida Walkadida Hoco Poco Loco, was her name!
She had two feet like bathroom mats, I just can't imagine how they got like that!

Hagalena Magalena Oopasida Walkadida Hoco Poco Loco, was her name!