Malcolm Tucker sum's up the Tory manifesto:

". . . the one their design agency pitched as the Dangerous Book for Boys crossed with the Bible. And we need to be savage but creative about the contents. The Stasi on acid. Maybe they have a secret plan for a supertax on cats? Monday after the election, aren't they going to ask for winter fuel payments back? The angle is, if it isn't explicitly ruled out, the toffee-nosed bastards are thinking about doing it."