and besides, Doug, what a great way to meet women. Just say, "Hi. YOu don't know me. My name is Doug-R-R-R-R-R and I'm not tipsy yet, but I might be. And because I'm a fun-loving, yet responsible guy, if I get in that condition, I'll need a designated driver. Can I count on you?"

And she'll say, "Whoa....this guy knows how to have fun AND do the right thing! I'm THERE ..."

Just thinking of your health and happiness!

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