When I was a lad as big as me dad
I jumped into the laundry bag
The laundry bag it was so thick
That I jumped onto the walking stick

The walking stick it was so narrow
That I jumped into the wheelbarrow
Wheelbarrow, wooden wheel
I jumped onto the horse's heel

The horse's heel it was so hard
That I jumped into a pan of lard
The pan of lard it went on fire
And blew me up the Jeremiah!