i lured him in
"
with a peice of bread
"
and then I crushed
"
his f-ing head
"


the doctor came
"
to check his head
"
"indeed" he said
"
your bird is dead


The moral of
"
the story is
"
to get some head (alt verse: if you want some bread)
"
you need some bread (alt verse: dont lose your head)
"

a tiny mouse
"
with tiny feet
"
was sittin on
"
my toilet seat
"

I pushed him in
"
and flushed him down
"
i sat and laughed (alt verse: the little mouse)
"
and watched him drown (alt verse: went round and round)
"

im sure there"s more but thats all i got