Becca.......I had no idea how uncomfortable the discussion of your Dad's incessant ball scratching bothered you but now I see that the image of one's father digging away at his nuts with his tongue out, drool flowing down his chin, and his eyes rolling back in his head, can certainly cause you discomfort. I will refrain from mentioning anymore about it including deleting a post I had just finished about his two-handed technique with the artificial fingernails.

I really do apologize. So.......Has he ever talked to you much about his hemorrhoids?

Spaw