The Dionne Warbler? Surely you jest, sir. The bird beats it's wings against it's chest more often that a cock Ruffed Grouse with a... hmmm... nevermind. Yes, it has an amazing song voice but it's surlely not representative of the Canucks who think this particular bird should not migrate north again. Hopefully, those that are of this mind can be satisfied with "birdwatching" this particular species on TV.

The Tufted Tit-Mouse? I prefer the Puffy variety. Such soft plummage and fairly rare. My first encounter with a bird was of the puffy variety. I have been a fan ever since.

As for Sap Suckers... hmmm... nevermind. That would be a real cockup.