LOL cf, it's good to see that that snivelling page finally amounted to something and became a world class snitch.
It's good to see you back Noreen, I'll pm you. That verse is hilarious. Here's another variation:

How do you like my feather bed,
How do you like my sheets,
And how do you like my dust ruffle,
I got at a white sale cheap.

Frankie,

PS Lovely thoughts, Little Hawk.