There are Moms
Whom make you breakfast
And there are Moms
Who swat your bum
There are Moms
Who teach you Latin
Marching to
A different drum
There are Moms who patch your owies
Confiscate your Maui Wowie
But there's one Mom higher up
Than all the rest.
It's the Mom of freds and Catters
Mom of poems and anti-matter,
It's the one and only Mom of all BS!

Happy Mummer's Day, Mom. Thank you for everything and plus one.

And you can ignore Rapaire today as a special treat if you want.


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