Wait a minute!

" Manchester United currently boasts a lineup full of international stars such as
Wayne Rooney (England),
Patrice Evra (France),
Dimitar Berbatov (Bulgaria),
Nani (Portugal), [what's her last name?]

Edwin van der Sar (Netherlands),
Antonio Valencia (Ecuador),
Paul Scholes (England)
Ryan Giggs (Wales)
Javier "Chicharito" Hernandez, (Mexico)"

and some people are complaining that the owners are Americans.

Ha! Get real. This is an international activity, obviously.