I'm not sure if the lyrics are right but i think they are along the lines of:
Big old Bruce wore moisturiser; he was the biggest man in town
Built like a big old ....man truck, skin like the softest part of a duck
And he wore macho moisturiser, sheep dip moisturiser, G.I Joe moisturiser, fire truck moisturiser
Bruce could drop a man with just one kick in the nuts,
he never fought by any rules,
He could wrestle a crock with his bare hands,
Still everyone guessed he sprayed on tan,
He wore macho moisturiser, sheep dip moisturiser, G.I Joe moisturiser, fire truck moisturiser,
he had a secret skin care regime, he only shared with his girl Jeanne, for a couple of months they were quite the couple, her skin was smooth his hands were supple.
One night as they exfoliated, 3 young men came calling round,
Bruce and Jeanie's hands were bound; the men took everything thy found,
Bruce's paws were clawed with rage, he cried "ill track you down and kill you all,
They set fire to the place and left them tied up on the floor,
ah but Bruce's hands were lubricated, he slipped free of the bonds they made and now he's free and reinstated, Jeanie he amasapated, broke them out in desperation, wiped the drop of perspiration, off his brow, kissed the ground and thanked god for his frequent application of
Macho moisturiser, sheep dip moisturiser, G.I Joe moisturiser, fire truck moisturiser,
mountaineer (moisturiser)fishing gear moisturiser) working man (moisturiser) panel van (moisturiser) Charles Bronson (moisturiser) Chuck Norris (moisturiser) ...train, steam train (moisturiser)(moisturiser)steel cap full back (moisturiser)(moisturiser)bear shooting hippy hooting bbqing gutter puking porno stashing kicken assen (moisturiser)(moisturiser) yuuup, that big old Bruce, he never dried up.