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To the tune of 'The Saints Go Marching In':

The whole of Man United went to rome to see the pope
The whole of Man United went to rome to see the pope
The whole of Man United went to rome to see the pope
And this is what he said:

Who the f*ck are are Man United?
Who the f*ck are are Man United?
Who the f*ck are are Man United?
And the ***** go marching on!

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