Well, Spaw:

I contacted my friend, and hawg consultant, Billy Wayne Joe Bob down't th' form, and he said the only thing he knew about livers and banjers was that when his cousin Lucas Alvin was a' playin his'n three forms down, the racket was so fierce, his maw put a frash liver in the back uv it to deaden the sound. He said it wurked purty good, til the smell got so ripe it drawed flies, buzzards and yankees from miles around. Wasn't no trouble gettin' rid of the yankees, and the buzzards left after the yankees wuz gone, but them flies are still a' hoverin' around Lucas Alvin and his banjer. ~;o)

Giac