Oh fuck here go the wankers again. Everyone admires the efforts of non-WASP cultures (and even some WASP non UK, Non US cultures) to connect with their roots. But let it be suggested that there is a depth of history that contains the roots of some of us WASPS (or WASAs, White Anglo-Saxon Atheists) and some moron will winge that it is boring.

If a handjob about the fluff in your navel suits you better, go and do it. Preferably where I can't see or here it.

When your songs have been handed down over generations and still contain something of relevance, well, congratulations, they will ahve ascended to the stauts of folk song.