The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #21309   Message #2908469
Posted By: Dave the Gnome
17-May-10 - 08:16 AM
Thread Name: Seeking your Witty Stage Patter!
Subject: RE: Seeking your Witty Stage Patter!
Glad the Oldham Tinkers were mentioned. Their patter often exceeds the ammount of time spent on songs but it is well worth it. Absolute masters of it:-) My favourites - most of 'em but some snippets from much longer tales -

We called our dog Grieg. All he could do were pee agin t'suite.

(Commenting on finding a gravestone by the side of the road) Bloke buried 'ere had a good innings. 195. Feller called Miles from London.

I still laugh...

:D