There once was a terrible piper
Who was aimed at by many a sniper
Their aim was so bad
They kept missing the lad
And his playing just made them more hyper!

Aggghhh!!!! Where will it all end?

There was a man playing a cello
Who must have been quite a large fellow
For the rumors have been
He'd tuck it under his chin
And like a fiddle, it sounded real mellow

Oh, please, someone call Limericks Anonymous!