Learning what? Not to lie, cheat, and steal? I already knew that. I should warn you, though, that I have declared copyright on every story I've posted. Yes, yes, Amos, I know -- you'd say it was an accident, just a slip of the keyboard, and since God has forgiven you why can't I? That's the rationale of a filthy, immoral, plagiarizing, South Californian Neoconservative -- the sort of thinking that got Orange County into so much trouble a few years back and the Mayor of San Diego into hot water more recently.

Now I know that you're not the sort to suck up to the Governator, and I know that Mom raised you up better than that. And yet NOT ONCE have I seen you correctly attribute your postings even though they were taken word for word from some dictionary or other!!!! Don't call the kettle black when you should tend to your own petunias first!

                            --Most words taken from Webster's Third
                            International Dictionary (passim.) and
                            other sources; credit will be given as
                            these are identified.