Happy Birthday Bill, You Philosopher you!!
Now all together
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" Emanuel Kant was a real piss-ant
who was very rarely stable
Heidegger,Heidegger was a boozy bugger
who could think you under the table
David Hume could outconsume Schopenhauer and Hegel
and Wittgenstein was a beery swine
who was just as schlosshed as Schlegel...."