The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #28927 Message #2910797
Posted By: GUEST
20-May-10 - 04:13 PM
Thread Name: ADD: Various Bicycle Songs
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: The Bicycle Song
My Mother always sang:
Flying around the corner going 90
When the chain on her motorcycle broke
she went sliding on the grass
with a muffler up her ass
and her titsies
playing dixie
on the spokes.
Then again, my Mother and her siblings used to sing worse ones in the 50's, like:
There was an old lady from Spain
Who threw her leg over the train
she laid on her back
and opened her crack
and let the cowboys play
one day she got a surprise
her belly began to rise
and out popped a nigger
with a funny little figger
and his ass between his eyes!
No idea what that means.