Spaw - "Go to a mirror, look at the reflection, say "Broke-dick Jadrool"

Hey, Pat, you know I have a lot of respect for you, right? So I figured I'd try that out, just like you advised Ichmael, and see how it works for me. I went into the washroom, looked in the mirror, and said "Broke-dick Jadrool". I said it with real focus and conviction, not letting my mind wander.

Nothing happened. I don't feel any different. What am I doing wrong here?