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Thread #129593 Message #2911889
Posted By: GUEST,Micca
22-May-10 - 07:31 AM
Thread Name: BS: Happy birthday Bill D
Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday Bill D
Genie, it was the "Philosophers song" from Monty Python
The rest goes
There's nothing Nietzche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill
Plato, they say, could stick it away
Half a crate of whiskey every day
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle
Hobbes was fond of his dram
And René Descartes was a drunken fart
I drink, therefore I am
Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed
A lovely little thinker
But a bugger when he's pissed