A fellow who played a guitar
Said that he would soon be a star
His friends all expounded
That his hopes were unfounded
With his talents he couldn't go far

Nooooo!....It's morning, I'm awake and it's still with me....

There was a young gal from Nantucket
Who tied several strings on a bucket
When the strings she did strum
They would not even hum
So she threw it away and said...F**k it!

Oh my, what does destiny have in store for me next?....Puns, maybe?