Ugh!

Someone has to say that.

I relish stories like this.

But Mr. Dunderblatt wasn't getting "behind" in his work; he was getting ahead!

"DiLigui Sausage"! The sausage you could die for!

And the all so tightly packed "Lt. Carole Germano"!

Present are all the essential ingredients for a another tragic love song.

Cheerily,
Charley Noble