the farmer and the maiden
were courtin mighty fair
down by the river and they didn't know where
well the farmer he was bashful and the maiden she was shy
when he asked her if he could kiss her this was her reply
you can do it if you wanna but you better do it right
you better not do it like you did the other night
for if you do i'm tellin you i'll never let you do it again
and there was granny swinging on the outhouse door....
witout her nighty waiting for the garbage man
who was a play boy....

(I don't know the rest but it did have this line it) "a kiss and a squeeze, ten dollars please"

I might not have the right words, for all the lines but it went something like that, my best friend went to brownies and taught it to me 20 some odd years ago!