Following a degree of disbelief at the girl's behaviour in 'The Banks of Claudy' I came up with an extra verse for her to sing at the end of the song.

You must be joking, sunshine, if you think you'll marry me.
If that's your idea of foreplay then you've been too long at sea.
I'm looking for a young man, not some old tarry fright,
And if you're all there is on Claudy Bank I'll come back another night.