There are many Constipated Men in the Bible, unlisted in your lyrics, as the Jewish ("in the Five Books of Moses") becomes Christianified. Then again, there is no Jewish 'Bible' - calling the T'an'ach a "Bible" (nor in Judaic tradition an Old Testament - Paul used a very poor Greek translation - it's like telling a practitioner of al-Islam that al-Koran is a Bible, or part thereof).'

As for Titus, Where do you think a Titus Groan comes from anyway Actually a fully Christianized version could be neat (as he sacrilegiously to some, but with no offense intended adds)

Jesus, who hid for three days... Peter, likened it to rock...

or, for the youngest major Faith of the Books: (and are therefore most sensitive, especially in the West: "Muhammad, who wouldn't leave the cave ...," my apologies to the orthodox of every faith, known for their lack of senses of humor - I mean to bring your more light-hearted members aboard (maybe it'll take a coupla thousand more years before one can joke?) well the second,second, second was actually Noah, who waited 40 days... (and is also a good treble pun for announcing a weather alert from the Second CMB, Tornadoes and hail may accompany...

And only the Torah, the first section is made up of the "Five Books of Moses" which means trouble for Solomon who,(post Moses,) sat for 40 years.

And, of course, for a Torah line, you have The Slaves of Exodus, they lived on Matzoh

(YOU eat that stuff for a week and tell me otherwise!)

"Here comes a candle to take you to bed" BREAK UP GOOGLE NOW