The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418 Message #2913654
Posted By: Little Hawk
24-May-10 - 11:47 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Never fear, Janie. I used to watch the old Batman TV show, you know, back when it was still fun? When it had that Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na....BATMAN!!!! music...?
Anyway, Batman saved his and Robin's sanity once whilst undergoing the Chinese water torture by The Penguin....they did so by reciting the multiplication tables backwards. I took note.
By doing the same thing whenever I am subjected to a barrage of psuedo-intellectual Southern California psychobabble, I am rendered absolutely immune to its normally deadly effects (it turns the human brain to chowder!). The Batman technique is like a psychic force field that blocks all forms of asinine BS. Amos can do me no harm at all, I assure you. I have spiked his artillery and stilled the thunder in his goozle.