I learned that last line as part of this:

I come before you to stand behind you
to tell you of something I know nothing about
Admission free, pay at the door,
Pull up a chair and sit on the floor.
Offishly Honester, I ain't under the affluence of inkahol,
like some thinkle peep I am.
I just had tee many martoonies.
And beshides, I got all sober to Sunday up on.

Not sung, but said in a loud declaiming voice.