Peter Laaaaaaban sounds like someone who absolutelyhas no empathy with our music.

I recall enjoying a Gordon Tyrell performance at a festival concert only to have it wrecked by a pillock with a camera who stood in front of the stage and ruined everybody's pleasure through his ignorance of ettiquette [sp].

Gordon looked non too happy, seeing as it ruined the comunication between him and his audience the invasive interuption was a total distraction and ruined the concert. The 'photographer' was so thick as to be oblivious to the way in which his selfishness was being derided by the performer.

All those 'perfromance' shots can be taken after an event after all they are not real 'action-shots'

Some photographers are lacking in certian areas and regard their 'penile extensions' as a form of compensation.

Piss off pretend paps


And stop using flash as we near the climax of our performance.

As for those who dont ask if they can take a piccie, well thats another example od bad manners

And dont give us the'Its my work ' or 'I'm the offiial photographer' lines

We only care about the the song we are listening to, so sod off ! before we stick it where it may or may not fit.