So, there arises the problem of just who we are going to get to sing all this Sole Music....


Fontella Bass?

Mary Kay Plaice?

Sting-Ray Charles?

Minnow Ripperton?

Catfish Hodge?

Billy Ocean?

Goldfish Mier


Or do we have to form up the best of us as "The Orange Roughy-ans"? Of course, we'll have to hold auditions to seperate the groupers from the groupies. We've got to be careful, as we're working without a net here, and we have to remember what happened to The Flying Wallendas and The Micky Mouse Club when they tried that. And we can't afford to gi in-seine, here, folks....

And we'll have to cull some salty fishing ditties from the Stan Bluegill collection.....

We can hold practice for our coral group out on the reefs and hope none of out singers develop polyps (though a little Neon-Tetra-Cyclene should clear that up). And, naturally, we expect you to work for scale, ...

Some of you Ick-Theologists can help select some proper Mackeral Worship songs besides "Praise Cod From Whom All Blessings Flow" for our upcoming sacred album....

And we have to get out the Old Bay Seasonal CD "Hark The Herring Anglers Sing" in time for the Christmas Rush....

Anybody have a photo of a baby-bass-in-net for the cover of the children's collection?

We need songs to warm the cockles of their hearts, so don't be shellfish now....

Don't think of these jokes as recycled as much as a Catch-And-Release Program....

WHAT?....I SAID........THIS WAS CAPTIONED FOR THE HORDE OF HERRING!!!!!