I can just imagine Shane having access to such a machine. He'd test it out first, using hotdogs. Then when he was absolutely sure it was safe, he would make a bet with everybody he knew that he wasn't afraid to wave his erect penis at a table saw blade, and that the mere sight of his mighty member aroused would cause the saw blade to retreat in terror!

They'd all figure he'd finally gone completely loco, and they would place bets. Don would take all the bets at the door and place them in a kitty, and usher the attendees, male and female, into the basement to witness the awesome confrontation with their own eyes!

There would be much merriment and heavy drinking prior to the death-defying act itself. Shane would get thoroughly drunk and boast and carry on about his sexual powers. The bettors would all laugh loudly and say things like, "Yer gonna sing soprano after today, ya fliphead!"

Then Shane would briefly retire into the furnace room with a flashlight and a dirty magazine....emerging a minute later sporting a mighty hard-on....and Don would throw the switch on the machine!!!

A hush would descend on the spectators as they realized "Holy flip...the flippin' idiot is ackshally gonna do it!"

And Shane would advance toward the whirring sawblade........at the last instant the gals who do the wet T-shirt act at the Iron Horse would utter shrieks of horror, and the guys would give inarticulate cries of alarm....and suddenly the saw would retract harmlessly away.

A huge yell of astonishment from the crowd! Shane beats his chest with his fist and says, "WHO IS T