There's a place in Salem, MA that advertises "Guns, Ammo, and Cycle Parts" which I always thought would make a good album title.

Our inventory:
2 6-stiring acoustic guitars, 1 12-string, 1 steel dobro, 1 electric guitar, 2 mandolins, 1 mandola, 1 octave mandolin, 2 banjo mandolins, 2 ukes, 1 banjo-uke, 2 autoharps, 1 fiddle, 1 5-string banjo, 1 6-string banjo, 1 mountain dulcimer, 1 bass fiddle, 1 dobro bass, 1 washtub bass, 2 electric basses, 2 jugs, 1 baritone horn, 3 washboards, 1 snare drum, 1 button accordion, 1 concertina, 2 penny whistles, 1 bagpipe chanter, 1 player piano, many harmonicas and kazoos and a musical saw no one has had the nerve to try yet.