Absolute drivel. I cannot believe this got financed. On balance, I think Eurovision would have been more entertaining.

Mind you, I ducked out before the end - so maybe it livened up ... hostage taking, Bruce Willis to the rescue ... or maybe not.

The worst film I have ever seen. It trumps Voodoo Woman, The Evil Force, and Waves of Lust. Worse even than Paris Hilton's The Hotty and the Notty, etc etc.