Five little pigs walk into a bar - First Little Piggy asks for a Dry Sherry - Second Little Piggy asks for a Jack Daniels - Third Little Piggy asks for a Drambui - Fourth Little Piggy asks for a Scotch - Fifth Little Piggy asks for Ten Pints Of Black and Tan !
The Barman says " All your little friends have ordered LITTLE drinks , but you've ordered Ten pints of B;ack and Tan - WHY ?"
And the Fifth Little Piggy says "I'm the Little Piggy thats going to go Wee Wee all the way home"