Good to know that the Bawd still walks!

As for me well....I suffer from an excess of imagination as it is and already suffer enough the old fart that I am.....sort of like being the castrated cat on the other side of the glass from a tasty "bird"- indigestion.

Had quite the bawdy show in value village. Wherever I went there was this baltimore guy 6 foot and pear shaped older, tee shirt shorts, crew cut... wandering around and every time he came close to a beautiful latin girl his head lit up and he smacked his lips as if he was looking at a beautiful steak and pitcher of beer. Stop me before I get there....

Then again life with the two women I currently am confined with has taught me that they are simple the agents of the devil.

I tend to go with the old Irish celtic solution- The Little Jug she's the girl for me. Tis true, true, when your hewin days are doon!

The one thing that occurs to me that due to the internet men these days have probably gazed upon more naked women than any other previous generation. Some say I will be walking around in the supermarket and will start recognizing each woman- "hey its you -
liked you in that porn shot"

Maybe my role should be to sit out front of bawdy nights selling white canes. Has anyone ever done a study of the rate of post adolescence blindness in american males>

Oh well speaking of which I must go for the little jug about now.
Maybe next time you can find a venue where I can pull up my truck which has naked ladies- mannequins... around the truck bed.
Did a middle school a few weeks ago. Pulled up with the truck. Art teacher was delighted, crowd formed. After a while I was introduced to the principle....not the usual introduction I knew the look on her face....same as before the paddle used to come out in my youth....I knew right away....I guess you would like them better with bathrobes....Yes could you do that she beamed>? I said sure. I had a whole set of bright bathrobes in great patterns and had them all dressed in a moment.

Just as I did a little boy and his friends came to see the truck. He had rounded them up.....he said unto me hey mister werent they naked before? I said yes....and he told his friends "told ya" I said it was getting late and they were going to bed and had to get their bathrobes on.

So it goes....
Enjoy it when you are young.
But remember....agents of the devil.

As flan obrien said "a pint of plain is your only man" And if you want to know about the truth about women just elect Palin. (hey same letters as plain) I drift off....I have pulled pork in the oven and folk music on out back.

Conrad