By the way, I got a good friend who waits tables at a fancy joint in Chicago. He's a Southside baboon named Elroy. Now, he tells me that Tipper Gore don't live up to her name. I said, "Whaddya mean?" He said, "They was in the place for dinner one time and they bought a $350 meal, and Tipper only left me a lousy five bucks in change and as fer Al, he didn't leave me nothin'!" I call that cheap. This may be how they got so rich...or maybe it's just cos they are Democrats?

- Chongo