Gull-dang, Mr ex-presidential-candidate Bober5t. You mountain folk can turn anything into porn! I suppose that it gits kinds quiet up in those hollars, huh?
If those two actually go it on the results could be frightening. Imagine the sight of turkey-frogs hopping and flying around the yard, their big sticky tongues snapping up mega-mosquitoes from the side of the feed lot, chirping and gobbling while they flap their way over the fence to prey on the chickens next door. The mega-mosquitoes would be a mistaken experiment by Monsanto that would have terrible consequences later.