GRRRRR!
So one of the guys at work is hobbling around on crutches and getting lots of sympathy. He hit his toe and says it is broken but it doesn't look half as bad as mine did.
You guys are a bunch of sissies!
I showed him mine and he said "Wow that's swollen." Yeah and I'm not on crutches! His is only red and bruised.
But - I won fifth prize in a Bump-It contest (don't ask) and a $100 Gift Card in a raffle. WHOO WHOO.