Yeah, suuuure, Don..... ;-) Sure. You despicable cad, sir, you have finally been revealed for the closet pervert you really are. Your Tarzan books and John Carter of Mars books will be taken away, and you will be subjected to fifty lashes on the bare behind with the cat o' nine tails, then placed in solitary confinement, and made to consume only stale bread and water for the next 30 days while you meditate upon your sins.

I would agree with gnu. That is the most awful link I've ever seen in my life. Chongo dropped in to help out with this fascinating subject and unfortunately he was here when I clicked the link. He uttered a piercing shriek, leaped about 6 feet in the air, did a couple of somersaults, and rushed off to the washroom. I distinctly heard retching sounds. He came back looking pale (if a chimp can look pale) and shaken. He says you owe him an apology.