Mouse kidnapper,

The circumcision ran into a snag and they had to finish the job with giant scissors.

BTW
The tefillin always reminded me of a miniature Ka'ba (the holy stone in Mecca).

I outlined a story about the Ka'ba in which a smill hypercube resided deep within the Ka'ba that is so bewilering that it is kept out of sight for reasons which include preserving the sanity of onlookers. Of course the scenes that included Muhammed would only lead to death threats from the Islamic versions of our racist tea party militias.