Gee Whilikers, Little Hawkman! Your lame premise falters and stumbles before it even gets to the gate.

You say: "Think John Wayne, Lorne Greene, Ronald Reagan, George Washington, Andrew Jackson, John Kennedy, Teddy Roosevelt, Clint Eastwood, U.S. Grant" etc, but of those nine men you list, how many became President? Six. Many, many presidents of this country were scarcely what even you would think of as a "great, big, kind, strong, authoritative "Daddy". It gets tiresome to have you pontificate so blithely on what the "American people" want and need. Frankly, my dear, you don't know.

And here you say: "...because about 99% of all the people living in the USA have grown up in a heterosexual family with a father who obviously wasn't a gay man. That's a fact".

Nay, it is not. 99%? Would that it were so.