I love the fact that a request for jokes, for girls aged 9 & 11 to tell at a local session, has been resurrected more than ten years on and will probably continue as if no time had passed at all. For what it is worth ……

How can you tell how heavy a whale is?
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You take to a whale weigh station.


DC