Someone wanted the words of Pride of the Springfield Road.
I was happily typing it out.
I got to that beautiful line "'Twas there I met my little brunette and she stole my heart away."
A green wiggly line appeared under 'brunette'.
I investigated.
It would appear that Mr Gates and his minions thing it would be better if I sang 'brown-haired person'.
I have lived too long ....